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You know you might be a SAHM if...
- Grocery shopping alone is one of your favorite things to do.
- You wear the knees out of your jeans at least once a year.
- You know the words to every silly song ever written.
- Due to constant exposure to incorrect pronunciations you have lost the ability to pronounce the th blend and now say free instead of three and frow instead of throw.
- Your idea of dressing up is your good jeans.
- You have memorized the recipe for play dough.
- You know all the playgrounds in a five mile radius and have named most of them based on features found there.
- You always shower with an audience.
- You ask the hostess at a restaurant where the potty is, even when you don't have your children with you.
- You've got the Treehouse schedule memorized.
- Poop no longer grosses you out.
- You have at least five children's books memorized. Front to back and back to front.
-Peeing alone is something you look forward to.
What else?
Monday, September 21, 2009
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7 comments:
Wait... good jeans AREN'T dressing up? And another one...
... eating unrecognizable food off of your child's plate no longer earns you calories
you sway back and forth while waiting in a Wal-mart line up, even if you're NOT holding a grumpy toddler!
Ha! That is so true. I love it!
Here's another one (I hope it's not just me): you get into long, involved conversations with any adult while standing in a lineup at the grocery store. Adult conversation!
My SAHM friends are the BEST for knowing when to hit certain places when there won't be too many people there. Perfect to call before you have a midweek day off!
I think that SAHMs are awesome. They do SO many things without glamor.
Great list!
Here's a nice gross one:
You have ever instinctively caught vomit in your hand to save it from hitting the carpet.
Bonus points if you then cleaned up the child, washed your hands, and then went back to eating dinner. LOL
Oh yes.
and...
you think you might die if the kids won't nap.
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