Tuesday, April 7, 2009

I was looking at the ever-increasing amount of drafts I have.

Most of them are underwhelming in their mediocrity.  However, the first sentences are often intriguing, it just goes down hill from there.  Rapidly.  Lightening speed.

So  I thought I'd share the best of the worst.

Way Cooler is working tonight so I watched Toddlers and Tiaras for the first time.

And the last.  What is wrong with those people?  Who puts mascara on a five year old?  The post quickly down-graded into an angry rant about parents with entirely too much time on their hands.  But I'm not much fun when I'm shrill, so that post will probably never see the light of day.

I don't know if you've noticed or not, but we seem to be in a tiny bit of a global econmic crisis.  The mainstream media seems a bit reluctant to talk about it.  

Am I orignal or what?  Just what you wanted.  ANOTHER post on the economy.  And not just any post, a dreadfully boring one.

OK, maybe I'm the only one who feels this way, but isn't The Office a spectacular mess?  Way Cooler loves that show and and I watch it with him (because I am sweet like that,) but the whole time I keep wanting to jab a fork in my eye.  It's like junior high, only more awkward. 

And really, that is all the space on this blog that The Office will ever get. 

I believe I have mentioned before that I am hearing impaired. This is where really lame people pretend to talk and just mouth the words.

A post about hearing aids.  What's next, false teeth?

There you have, it the dregs of my drafts. 

 Yee haw.


Char said...

Lol! you actually censor your blog entries for enjoyability??? Ha ha!! No wonder you are always so funny!

I just post it. If people can't find anything to say, oh well-

I am just glad to hear from you again. Hugs!

Janet said...

I'm sure you had no problem hearing me when you came to visit. I am one LOUD momma. :-)

momofthecrazies said...

I tried watching The Office and just can't figure what the hype is about. It seemed very awkward!

Anonymous said...

Happy to hear from you. Hope the headaches are under control. CD

kathleen said...


would love to read your draft(post)on toddlers and tiaras. that show is criminal. really. those poor kids.

love your blog!

a Tonggu Momma said...

I love this post. I may need to copy this post. Only mine would be much more boring. Because some of my posts? About toothpaste. Or my drive to the Tongginator's school.

Knittinchick said...

But the HG we know and love is insanely entertaining and hilarious! You kept me in stitches tonight. It must be the melting snow!

granola_granny said...

I'd take your blogg any day over the Office, or several other trendy shows for that matter. I'm terrible, but I really don't care who gets voted 'off the island'.

JCK said...

Great idea!

I think the Office is hilarious, but my friend can't watch it for your reason -too painful, uncomfortable, fork in eye...

Oh, and save the ranting about mascara on 5 year olds for me, will ya? ;)