The Happy Geek

I was looking at the ever-increasing amount of drafts I have.

Most of them are underwhelming in their mediocrity.  However, the first sentences are often intriguing, it just goes down hill from there.  Rapidly.  Lightening speed.

So  I thought I'd share the best of the worst.

Way Cooler is working tonight so I watched Toddlers and Tiaras for the first time.

And the last.  What is wrong with those people?  Who puts mascara on a five year old?  The post quickly down-graded into an angry rant about parents with entirely too much time on their hands.  But I'm not much fun when I'm shrill, so that post will probably never see the light of day.

I don't know if you've noticed or not, but we seem to be in a tiny bit of a global econmic crisis.  The mainstream media seems a bit reluctant to talk about it.  

Am I orignal or what?  Just what you wanted.  ANOTHER post on the economy.  And not just any post, a dreadfully boring one.

OK, maybe I'm the only one who feels this way, but isn't The Office a spectacular mess?  Way Cooler loves that show and and I watch it with him (because I am sweet like that,) but the whole time I keep wanting to jab a fork in my eye.  It's like junior high, only more awkward. 

And really, that is all the space on this blog that The Office will ever get. 

I believe I have mentioned before that I am hearing impaired. This is where really lame people pretend to talk and just mouth the words.

A post about hearing aids.  What's next, false teeth?

There you have, it the dregs of my drafts. 

 Yee haw.