Monday, August 25, 2008

An Update of Sorts

1. The remote is still AWOL. My guess is that after viewing Bob and Larry for the umpteenth time it lost the will to live and hurled itself out the window.

2. For the second time this year I was wrong. My brother was NOT trying to throw me off the jetski. If he was, I would have fallen off. He is as pure as the driven snow and I shall nevermore malign him here. I stand corrected and want to offer my brother my deepest apologies.

3. I won an on-line contest. The hours I spend on-line are not wasted. I now have a book. Thank-you Antique Mommy!

4. I have now lost 3 whole pounds by starving myself for a month. Bring on month two!!

5. Yes, sarcasm is still my favorite literary device. Why do you ask?


Heather of the EO said...

Oh, you're too funny. How come remotes do hurl themselves random places? Why do they get to do it? I would like to hurl myself somewhere and not come out for a long time, but I don't get to do it! WHY???

Kelly @ Love Well said...

I was so proud of you for winning that contest. The competition was tough, for sure. For what it's worth, I voted for you, after much prayer and fasting.

Sorry about the remote. But just imagine all the extra calories you can burn every time you get up to change the channel.

MomOfTheCrazies said...

Oh no, are you in trouble with a certain brother? I try hard to stay on his good side as you never know what he'll do for revenge.

Thanks for a Monday morning laugh.

a Tonggu Momma said...

Oh. My. Lands. How can you be so funny with such a small amount of words? I have to write a page to even set up the joke.

Tez said...

meh, you're hot no matter how we slice you, so chill with the weight loss business! *said with all love and respect!*

My daughter "borrowed" a remote to use as a "phone" during play one afternoon, I believe we are still looking for that particular remote. It appears to be a phenomenon something like "socks in the dryer"....shit disappears into some matrix, never to be seen again.

Tez said...

ps: your hubby needs to start a blog about what it's like to live with you....cause DAYUM you're a RIOT!