Friday, January 30, 2009

The Epic Part Three

We spent the first week of our honeymoon in Disney World. It was very fun. It was also very hot.

Picture two Canadians in Florida in July. We were pasty puddles of sweat. So we came up with a plan to avoid melting away completely while in line for Thunder Mountain.

We would get up really early in the morning and be there when the gates opened. We'd frolic until it got unbearably hot and then go back to our hotel room for a, ummm nap. Yep. A honeymoon nap.

We'd then go back out after our nap later in the evening and not leave till the gates were shut. Because we are so very cool.

We were staying in a motel-type Disney resort. There were windows from our room looking out onto the open walk-way that lead to all the other rooms. This being Disney, our resort was full of young families. Full.

One afternoon we were umm, especially tired and were in quite a rush to get to our nap. So much so that we forgot to close our blinds. The ones on the picture windows. That looked out onto a walk-way that was full of young families. Who could easily peek in and see us napping.

Sorry Disney.

7 comments:

Middle-Aged Moi said...

I am SHOCKED. Bad honeymooners. Disneyland was really educational that summer for a few families, I guess....

Dawn said...

But really, you were just continuing every Disney story line there ever was. Everyone knows there's more to life than all that villany and drama and the final kiss with the "happily ever after". (Well, perhaps all the little kids don't really know...but hey, good conversation starters anyway!) Educate 'em young I say!

a Tonggu Momma said...

When they say happily ever after, they do mean HAPPILY.

Anonymous said...

Hi There.
This is your father responding. Some Disney movies are not to be seen. Way tooooo much info. Love you & can hardley wait for epic #4.

PaPa

Knittinchick said...

so... children who grow up in rural communities learn about some things when they visit their farm friends.

Other kids learn some things when they go on the vacation of a lifetime.

The circle of life!!!
-KC

PS-hilarious

momofthecrazies said...

You've always been a bit of an exhibitionist!

CC said...

Bwhahahahaha!!!!!!